I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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