There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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