if i can run in heels then i can drive
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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