The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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