There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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