Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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