he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the day after is always just damage control
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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