Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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