So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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