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He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(440): View more from Ohio

I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.

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Why? Who won?

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we don't know. we ran out of oranges.

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(516): View more from New York

is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?

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(613): View more from Ontario

Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

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only on the fourth of july.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.

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