Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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