oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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