it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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