Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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