White coat. Heels.
hotel room ftw
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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