You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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