Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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