I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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