my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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