when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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