its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
