she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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