It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
operation harelip BJ is a go
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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