some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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