he shaved USA in his pubs
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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