will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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