when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
are you so shy because you have an std?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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