I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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