please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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