the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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