from now on my penis is your penis
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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