uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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