I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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