well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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