I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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