I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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