Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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