Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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