I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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