Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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