Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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