Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Floor bacon is actually really good
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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