I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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