Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she pinky promised me she was 18
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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