So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
