Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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