If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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