So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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