Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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