I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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