I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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