I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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