i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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