batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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