doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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